Pirates vs. Cowboys
Time: 02:12:35
Blunder: How can poor Captain Jack Sparrow earn the respect of his crew when he obviously likes to invite tanned cowboys from the XXI century on board?
Movie: Commando
Time: 00:39:50
Blunder: “Hey Arnie, the Porsche is totally wrecked!” “No problems, you fool! I’ll fix it with the power of my mind... Ok, my muscles then. Now I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle”.
Movie: Titanic
Time: 02:42:42
Blunder: There’s a dude holding onto a pole for dear life and apparently he can’t decide if he wants to keep his life-jacket on or off. Oh well, at least he doesn’t have to worry about having to blow into the inflation tube. “Rose, you have to promise me something... You have to tell that idiot to keep his life jacket on! Promise me now, Rose.” Dude, just drown, we’ve been sitting in front of this screen for over three hours!
Movie: Spider-Man
Time: 01:17:00
Blunder: “Mr. Raimi, we have a problem. Remember that scene we filmed when Spider-Man throws two guys into two windows?” “Yes”. “Well, in the next shot the windows have been magically repaired.” “Crap! Is that the same scene where Kirsten Dunst is standing in the rain with her pink see-through shirt and then Spider-Man comes down and kisses her upside down?” “Yes sir.” “Ah, don’t worry, no one will be looking at the windows.”
Movie: Gladiator
Time: 01:22:55
Blunder: So there was this Roman dude who would always win the chariot races, and everyone thought he was invincible, a semi-god... Until his chariot turned over in a race and a gas cylinder was revealed – Fortunately, since no one in the Roman Empire even knew what a gas cylinder was anyway, he got away with it and even added a rocket exhaust flamethrower a few years later.
Movie: Ocean’s Eleven
Time: 00:43:40
Blunder: Ever wondered what Brad Pitt did to win the hearts of both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie? No, it’s not his good looks or his money and fame, don’t be superficial. It’s this really neat magic trick he knows where he turns a shrimp cocktail glass into a plate! Word!
Being Darth Vader
Movie: Star Wars
Time: 01:26:20
Blunder: Even though there are more than a couple of mistakes in George Lucas’ beloved sci-fi masterpiece, Star Wars, we chose this one to illustrate how even Lord Vader himself, the epitome of evil and cool, can make mistakes... Like wearing his chest-plate backwards while fighting Obi Wan Kenobi!
Rise of the windshields
Movie: Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Time: 00:33:45
Blunder: Not only is he a robot from the future. Not only is he made of liquid metal. Not only can he take the shape of anything or anyone he touches. Not only is he more advanced than Arnie. The T-1000 can also make a windshield which was totally smashed after driving off a bridge appear again. Now that’s value for money... And if you order now you’ll get a Ginsu knife from the future totally free.
Movie: Back to the Future
Time: 01:40:55
Blunder: Mate, time-travelling is a confusing business. You travel to the past and send a letter to someone in order to avoid a “disaster”, and then by the time you travel to the future, which is really the present, the “disaster” has turned into a “terrible disaster” and your handwriting has changed! Talk about bad postal service.
Movie: Twilight
Time: 00:00:01 and 01:38:20
Blunder: Just after the opening sequence, the movie goes on for another 120 minutes... Amazing that no one noticed that stuff up before! Also, when Bella is in the hospital the breathing tubes keep moving up and down by themselves: eyes-cheeks-eyes-cheeks. But this happens almost at the end of the film, so we highly doubt anyone was still awake by then.
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